Two Scoops Creamers & Gentleman’s Club
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Welcome to Two Scoops. We serve ice cream, broken dreams, and questionable life choices—24 hours a day, no refunds, no judgment. Half roadside dairy bar, half dimly lit gentleman’s lounge, entirely your vibe.
This Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hoodie feels like the kind of thing you’d wear after a long night of dollar bills and double shifts. Equal parts sketchy and cozy, it’s built for hanging by the walk-in freezer, loitering in gas station parking lots, or contemplating your fifth bad decision of the evening.
Features:


Deep kangaroo pocket for tips, receipts, or melting candy


Drawstring hood perfect for ducking security cameras


Seamless fit—because you’re anything but put together


Soft, durable blend that holds up better than your last alibi


Embroidery options available, if you're fancy like that


Care Instructions:


Machine wash cold—like the back room fridge


Tumble dry medium—like the club’s lighting


Low iron only—don’t crisp the vibe


No dry cleaning—we’re not animals


Non-chlorine bleach as needed (for stains or sins)



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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean