“Too Many Chrises” - Tee 
One Chris is tolerable. Two is confusing. Three, and you’ve entered full-blown crisis mode. At the office, no one knows which Chris sent the email. At the bar, someone shouts, “Chris, close your tab!” and half the guys in flannels start digging for their wallets. At Thanksgiving, Chris-the-boyfriend sits next to Chris-the-cousin while Chris-who-never-moved-out asks who’s carving the turkey, and Aunt Linda just about blows a gasket.
And don’t think Hollywood is off the hook. Evans, Hemsworth, Pratt, Pine—frankly, that’s not a superhero lineup, that’s a support group. According to OFMITA’s highly scientific, not-at-all-bullshit research, too many Chrises in one room triples confusion, doubles the bad decisions, and guarantees someone’s sleeping on the couch.
This shirt is the warning label humanity desperately needs: one Chris per room. Period.
Product Features


100% ring-spun cotton soft enough to make you forget all the wrong Chrises you’ve hugged


Ribbed knit collar that survives arguments about “the other Chris”


Classic fit for any situation—office, bar, or family crisis


Ethically made, which is more than we can say for half the Chrises you know


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold with similar mistakes (max 30C/90F)


Tumble dry low, because you’ve already got enough heat from bad Chris decisions


Iron low if you’re into that sort of thing


Do not bleach, unless you’re trying to erase a Chris from your life





OFMITA
We hate chaos. We hate crises. But mostly—we hate too many Chrises.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean