“Too Many Chrises” - Mug (11oz, 15oz)
Here’s the thing: one Chris is fine. Manageable. But the second another Chris shows up, it’s like a glitch in the simulation. Suddenly nobody knows who’s buying the next round, who’s on email duty, or who’s about to get fired. At family dinners, you’ve got Chris-the-cousin, Chris-the-boyfriend, and Chris-who-just-won’t-leave, and now Aunt Linda’s drunk, screaming, “Which f**ing Chris is it?!”*
And yeah, Hollywood’s no better—Evans, Hemsworth, Pratt, Pine. It’s not a cast list, it’s a goddamn crisis. Which makes sense, since the plural of Chris is literally Crises. According to OFMITA’s very scientific study, introducing more than one Chris into a room triples the confusion, doubles the bulls***, and guarantees at least one broken group chat.
This mug is the line in the sand: one Chris per room. Period. Everyone else can f*** off.
Product Features


Glossy ceramic built for coffee, tea, or whiskey before noon


Print that outlasts both office Chrises and Marvel Chrises


Microwave & dishwasher safe, because you’ve already got enough crises to clean up


Lead and BPA-free, so if you die from it, it won’t be the mug’s fault





OFMITA 
We hate chaos. We hate crises. But mostly—we hate too many Chrises.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap