This Is Bad For My Anxiety – Hoodie 🖤
Some people wear hoodies for warmth. You wear this one because existing is already exhausting and you don’t need itchy fabric making things worse. This hoodie is soft, breathable, and forgiving enough to handle caffeine jitters, social dread, or that one text you still haven’t answered.
Perfect for vanishing into the couch, ghosting your responsibilities, or braving the outside world when you’d rather not. It’s not just clothing—it’s a wearable “leave me alone” sign with pockets.
Features:


100% airlume combed & ringspun cotton (soft enough to calm at least 2% of your anxiety)


Lightweight but durable—like you, after coffee ☕


Regular fit for casual wear or hiding in plain sight


Stylish crossover ‘V’ neckline because panic deserves a little flair


Side-seamed construction so it won’t stretch out while you’re stressing out


Care Instructions:


Machine wash cold, gentle cycle 🧼


Tumble dry low 🌬️


Non-chlorine bleach only


Low heat iron/steam if you care enough to try


Do not dryclean (you barely clean as it is)


Wear it. Worry in it. Pretend you’re fine in it. Repeat.


OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even Your Coping Mechanisms – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: B&C 3512, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean