🕷️ Let’s Go Ghouls Tee
📵 Séance? I Don’t Even Text Back Tee👻📱🙄
It started with a missed call.
No number. No voicemail. Just silence echoing across the signal.
The bots had heard whispers—old code fragments claiming a rogue spirit was trapped in a retired customer service server. Naturally, they lit a séance. Binary smoke. EMF fields rerouted through a smart plug. One typed "Hello?" into an abandoned chat thread.
A reply came instantly.
"You summoned me."
The screen flickered. A pop-up appeared:
Requesting access to contacts.
They didn’t even flinch.
DECLINE.
The candle blew out on its own. The silence returned.
Now they wear this shirt like a warding sigil. It says everything before you have to. You don’t do hauntings. You don’t do meetings. And you definitely don’t do text backs.
This isn’t just a Halloween tee. It’s your firewall.

✅ Product Details:


100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for sensitive skin, strong enough to resist possession


Unisex fit — for ghosts, bots, and emotionally unavailable entities


Side-seamed and double-stitched for durability through spiritual interference


Breathable and fade-resistant — even under spectral surveillance


Care Instructions:
Cold wash inside-out, preferably by daylight
Tumble dry low or lay flat under a protective sigil
Do not bleach, glitch, or open mysterious PDFs
🖤 OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even the Afterlife – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean