Sweet But Explodes If Shaken – Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
You look harmless. People think you’re sweet. Then someone shakes you the wrong way… and fuck, chaos ensues. This shirt gets it. Soft, breathable, and ridiculously comfortable, it’s perfect for lounging at home, showing up at parties, or just scrolling through shitposts while glaring at idiots. Its playful, chaotic design lets the world know: don’t push your luck, or you’ll blow a damn fuse. Ideal for anyone who enjoys light-hearted apparel… with a side of menace.
Product features


Knit in one piece to reduce fabric waste and improve aesthetics


Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape


Shoulder tape stabilizes the garment to prevent stretching


Durable and smooth fabric perfect for printing, made from ethically sourced cotton


Lightweight and comfortable 100% ring-spun cotton for a blissful year-round wear


Care instructions


Do not dryclean


Do not bleach


Tumble dry: low heat


Iron, steam or dry: low heat


Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors




OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information:  2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean