☕ Spontaneous Combustion Should Be More of a Thing – Accent Mug
Not everyone deserves your morning kindness. Some barely deserve a warning label. This mug is for those days—the ones where caffeine is your only alibi and spontaneous combustion feels less like science fiction, more like a public service.
With bold design and enough sarcasm to scald, this mug adds just the right touch of chaos to your cabinet. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or something stronger disguised as either, this one’s got your back.
Product Features


Available in 11oz (mild irritation) and 15oz (active smiting)


Microwave-safe for reheating that rage-fueled brew


Dishwasher-safe, unlike your last coworker


Vibrant print using the latest techniques


Colored interior and handle options


Lead and BPA-free—because toxins should stay emotional


Care Instructions
 


Dishwasher safe or hand wash with warm water and mild dish soap


Do not attempt to combust others, even if they really deserve it