Sorry I Didn’t Wear a Costume. The IBS Is Raging – Tee.💩🎃
Last year, Chris showed up to the company Halloween party in a full Michael Keaton–era Bat-Suit—cape, sculpted chest, dramatic eyeliner and all. He was committed. He was glorious. He was also doomed.
By 8:13 PM, Chris had vanished.
By 8:27, we found him in the employee restroom—sweating, shaking, and trying to unzip forty pounds of molded rubber in time.
Someone had spiked the punch with a laxative.
Chris had three cups.
And the Bat-Suit? It had zero ventilation and thirteen fasteners.
He hasn’t worn a costume since, and honestly? We don’t blame him. This tee is for anyone who’s one suspicious snack away from a full-blown gastrointestinal crisis. Whether it’s IBS, betrayal, or a poorly timed utility belt—sometimes the scariest thing you can wear is the truth.

Product Details:


100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors may contain polyester)


Unisex sizing


Pre-shrunk fabric


Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


Side-seamed construction


Feels better than trying to peel off a rubber suit in a restroom panic


Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside-out. Tumble dry low. Avoid costume-grade latex near open bar snacks.

We Hate Everything – Even That Damn Fruit Punch – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean