Halloween is supposed to be scary—but nothing’s more terrifying than being trapped in a zipperless costume when your guts go full horror show. Enter the “Sorry I Didn’t Wear a Costume, The IBS Is Raging” Hoodie —a brutally honest alternative to suffocating masks, sweaty latex, or the Batsuit’s infamous no-zip nightmare.
This hoodie keeps it spooky while staying practical: soft, breathable fabric that lets you move fast if you need to make a dramatic exit. Perfect for haunted houses, candy runs, or lurking by the snack table while your stomach stages a séance.
Product Features


100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for coffin-soft comfort


Regular fit that doesn’t strangle you like mummy wrappings


Side-seamed construction to hold its shape longer than a jack-o’-lantern


Lightweight 3.8 oz/yd² fabric—layer it or rock it solo


Crossover ‘V’ neckline for a sleek, modern finish


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle


Non-chlorine bleach if your pumpkin spice spills


Tumble dry low


Iron or steam low heat


Do not dry clean


Skip the cape, ditch the mask—your real monster is already inside you.

OFMITA 
We Hate Everything - Even Halloween - Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 3512, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean