I'm Rather Surprised That Not Once In My Life Has Anyone Ever Offered To Buy My Soul - Tee
Limited Halloween 2025 Drop
Over the centuries, thousands have claimed to sell their souls—usually for fame, fortune, or something equally dumb. Yet here you are, soul untouched and still totally unwanted. Apparently, even the devil’s too busy swiping left.
This shirt is the perfect snarky flex for the ultimate reject of hell’s clearance sale. Soft, comfortable, and drenched in cosmic irony—because if nobody wants your soul, at least your shirt can be a dark joke people actually buy.
Product Features:


Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for maximum comfort.


Classic crew neckline for versatile style that fits any occasion—whether you’re haunting Halloween parties or ghosting the family brunch.


Ribbed collar that keeps its shape, unlike your last relationship.


Ethically produced with US cotton and meets all safety standards (because even devil-may-care vibes need to follow rules).


Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round comfort—whether you’re hiding from your demons or just the sun.


Care Instructions:


Do not dryclean (seriously, who’s got time?)


Do not bleach (keep it dark, like your soul)


Tumble dry on low heat


Iron, steam, or dry on low heat (we’re not monsters)


Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F), with similar colors


Snag yours before your soul gets auctioned off without your permission (again).
 
OFMITA 
We Hate Everything — Even You — Even If You’re Too Toxic To Trade.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean