My Dwindling Soul, in Spiced Pumpkin Ginger – Limited Halloween 2025 Candle
Ever feel like your soul is slowly evaporating while the world demands you pretend everything is fine? 🕯️💀 This candle gets it. Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans, My Dwindling Soul, in Spiced Pumpkin Ginger smells cozy enough to fool your neighbors into thinking you’re festive… while quietly judging them from your existential corner.
This 9oz jar of despair fills the room with the warm, spicy aroma of Spiced Pumpkin Ginger—autumny enough to feel seasonal, fiery enough to remind you that your patience is on permanent vacation. Perfect for sipping something strong, watching your responsibilities pile up, or just embracing the chaos of being alive. 🍂🩸
Product Features:


Eco-friendly and non-toxic (because even your soul deserves clean-burning betrayal).


Reusable black glass jar—goth chic meets “I’ve given up on everything.”


Signature scent: Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, for maximum seasonal sarcasm.


Average burn time: 50–60 hours—long enough to slowly mourn every life choice you’ve ever made.


Hand-poured in the USA with love… or something vaguely resembling it.


Care Instructions:


Keep burning candle within sight and away from children, pets, or anyone expecting you to behave.


Never burn near flammable items (we don’t need the fire department judging your life too).


Burn 3–4 hours per session; trim wick to 1/4" before lighting.


Stop using when 1/2" of wax remains—unlike your patience, it won’t last forever.




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Product information: Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.