You used to sleep. You used to have hobbies. Now you’re fueled by cold coffee, Cocomelon soundtracks, and sheer maternal rage.
This tee is for every mom who’s been mistaken for the undead before her first sip of caffeine—or after a 3 a.m. diaper blowout. She’s not brain-dead. She’s just out of f***s.
Featuring a cartoonishly decomposing mom holding the world’s saddest latte, this shirt is a warning label and a cry for help. Wear it loud. Wear it stained. Just don’t wear it to the PTA meeting unless you’re trying to start something.
Product Features:
 


Bold graphic that screams “undead inside”


Comfortable enough to survive tantrums, teething, and unsolicited parenting advice


Slight scent of existential dread (metaphorically, unless your kid wiped yogurt on it)