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Is it time to rethink everything? This candle says, "Yeah, probably." Infused with the calming blend of white sage and lavender, it’s like a deep breath in the midst of your existential meltdown. Whether you're staring at your reflection wondering how you got here, or questioning every decision you’ve ever made, this candle provides the peaceful, grounding aroma you need to sort through the chaos. Light it, close your eyes, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll have an epiphany. Or at least some peace of mind while you’re Googling "How to embrace midlife."

 

Because sometimes, the best way to handle a crisis is with a little aromatherapy and a lot of denial.


Product features
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic with a natural soy wax blend
- Reusable glass vessel for eco-conscious decor

- Long burning time of 50-60 hours for extended enjoyment
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards for peace of mind

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

 

 9oz
Diameter, in2.80
Height, in3.50

 

Midlife Crisis in White Sage + Lavender Candle

SKU: 36668553844327203944
$18.00Price
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