Melt Already – Snowman Ceramic Ornament ❄️
Deck the tree with existential dread. The Melt Already Snowman Ornament turns your average holiday cheer into a passive-aggressive meltdown, one frosty glare at a time. Forget candy canes and jolly faces 🎅—this snowman knows what you really feel about winter: melt already, just leave me alone.
Hang it on your tree, your rearview mirror 🚗, or the doorknob of someone who said “Merry Christmas” a little too enthusiastically. Wherever it lands, it’ll remind everyone that frost and cheer are optional—and sarcasm is mandatory.
Specs That Actually Matter


100% ceramic: tough enough to survive holiday guilt trips


Matte white finish: frosty, like your mood in December


UV print that won’t fade, unlike your patience for carols


Gold string included—because someone has to hang this nonsense ✨


Care Instructions


Wipe gently with a microfiber cloth, not your tears


Don’t scrub—it’s fragile, like your holiday spirit


 
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. But we’ll still hang around anyway.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a microfiber cloth to gently remove any dust or dirt build-up. Avoid harsh chemicals or cleaners. Instead, dampen a cotton wool swab in warm water (just a few drops per liter of water) and gently roll the swab over the ornament and refrain from scrubbing