LIVING THE DREAM
Dream PLAN B – Shot Glass
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Congrats! You didn’t quite make it—but damn, did you pivot hard.
This shot glass is for everyone who ditched the dream and settled into Plan B with just enough sarcasm to keep it sexy. Whether you’re celebrating a promotion that wasn’t worth it, a relationship that’s “fine,” or a Tuesday that didn’t totally suck—this 1.9oz ceramic shot glass says what you’re too tired to.
Featuring that bold blue “DREAM” expertly crossed out like your hopes and “PLAN B” slapped on in chaotic red, it’s the perfect toast to lowered expectations and the beautifully mediocre mess we call adulthood.
Product Features:


Vivid, high-res wrap print that won’t ghost you after one wash


Made of durable ceramic—classy enough for shots, strong enough for your coping mechanisms


1.9oz size: because 1.5oz just isn’t enough for your second-choice lifestyle


Dishwasher-safe, because cleaning is not your passion


Choose white or black interior – either way, it’s what’s inside that’s screaming


Care Instructions:
Top rack dishwasher-safe. Or hand wash it while reflecting on how you got here.
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – But At Least You Pivoted.