LIVING THE DREAM / Plan B – Bumper Magnet ✨😵‍💫
Sure, we were supposed to be Living the Dream. But that dream? Laid off, moved back in with its parents, and now it’s freelancing for exposure. Enter Plan B—the snack-fueled, emotionally flexible, caffeine-supported reality we’re all pretending to thrive in.
This 5"x5" weatherproof magnet captures the spirit of modern resilience (read: chaos), slapping a little truth on your bumper, fridge, or filing cabinet. It's bold. It’s brutally honest. It sticks with you—literally and emotionally.
Perfect for the dreamers-turned-realists, overachievers in recovery, and anyone who knows success is just a well-marketed breakdown away.
Product features:


100% Vinyl for long-lasting quality


Matte white base for a clean, modern look


All-weather durability – from burnout to blizzards


Advanced DDP printing for crisp, sarcastic detail


5"x5" size – large enough to provoke reactions


Care instructions:


Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth—just like your last hope


 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Especially Your Backup Plan – Professionally.