This striking black mug is not just a vessel—it’s a lifestyle choice for those who thrive on caffeine, chaos, and a touch of existential panic. Its glossy ceramic finish makes every sip feel like a small, stylish rebellion against the crushing weight of life. Whether you’re at home, plotting world domination from your office, or staring into the void during a cozy evening, this mug is your perfect companion for hot beverages and quiet despair.
Ideal for coffee addicts, tea enthusiasts, or anyone who secretly enjoys the feeling that the universe is quietly judging them. Makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, special occasions, or passive-aggressive gestures toward coworkers. Embrace the vibe of relentless humor and mild panic as you sip your drink, turning mundane moments into tiny victories over existence itself.
Product Features


Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek, judgmental look


Vibrant, crisp colors that survive your slow spiral into dread


Microwave and dishwasher safe (because life is already hard enough)


Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes


Lead and BPA-free—so at least one thing in your life is safe


Care Instructions


Clean in the dishwasher (top rack only), or hand wash with warm water and dish soap


Warning: mug may increase awareness of your fleeting mortality


 
OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.
Finally, a mug that understands your existential dread—because life definitely doesn’t.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in China
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap