I Will Sleep Until My Problems Disappear – Plush Blanket 🛌💤
The world is loud. Your brain is louder. Solution? Out-sleep both. This blanket is less “cozy throw” and more “do not disturb sign for your existence.”
Crawl under, vanish from sight, and let tomorrow deal with your mess. Whether it’s unpaid bills, unfinished texts, or the crushing awareness of being alive—this blanket doesn’t judge. It just muffles.
Features


Premium plush softness for industrial-strength avoidance


Adult-sized, because your childhood blankie retired years ago


Stays vibrant even after countless stress naps


Lightweight enough to drag with you from couch to bed to floor of despair


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold


Tumble dry low


Don’t bleach—life already drained the color from your soul


OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Including Consciousness – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product