☕ I Used to Have Ambition – Mug
Remember when you had goals?
Like… real ones?
Now you’re just trying to make it to Friday without switching careers or identities.
This mug is for the formerly driven. The overachievers turned over-it. The ones who used to stay late and show initiative—and now just show up. Barely.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or pure regret, this is the perfect vessel for that slow, caffeine-fueled realization that your dreams have unionized and walked out.
😵‍💫 Perfect For:
Corporate zombies with blurry vision and bigger bills
Creative types who used to believe in themselves
Anyone whose to-do list has one item: “survive”
Gift-givers who like their sarcasm dark roast
🫖 Product Features:
Glossy ceramic mug with durable ORCA coating
Available in several colors to match your personal brand of disillusionment
Microwave and dishwasher safe—because ambition may fade, but convenience endures
Choose 11oz or 15oz depending on how hard you used to try
Built for desk drama, kitchen cries, or existential porch sitting
🧼 Care Instructions:
Toss it in the dishwasher or hand-wash like it’s your last shred of pride
Microwave safe for reheating both coffee and dashed hopes
Cry into it if necessary. We’re not judging
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Your Former Potential – Professionally.
But hey—you tried. And that’s cute.