I’m So Freakin’ Overstimulated – Hoodie
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a survival tool for modern life. Pull it on when the world feels like one giant car alarm, when your brain’s buffering like a 2006 YouTube video, or when Karen at work wants to “circle back” for the fifth time.
Soft enough to make you forget your problems (for like, 6 minutes), heavy enough to double as emotional armor, and oversized enough to hide from humanity when you’ve had too much of literally everything.
Wear it to school, wear it to the grocery store, wear it while staring blankly at your phone pretending to “rest.” Hell, wear it to family gatherings and watch your relatives hesitate before asking why you’re still single.
Product Specs


100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton—comfort so good it’s practically medicinal.


Regular fit: roomy, but not “lost in the sauce” roomy.


Side-seamed construction: keeps its shape even when you don’t.


Crossover ‘V’ neckline: because sometimes style helps hide the suffering.


Lightweight 3.8 oz/yd²: breathable enough for public breakdowns.


Care Instructions


Machine wash cold: because you’re already hot and bothered.


No bleach: life’s toxic enough.


Tumble dry low: same advice we give your expectations.


Iron low if you’re a masochist.


Do not dry clean—socially or literally.

 




🔥 OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally. Especially when you’re too loud.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean