I’m So Freakin’ Over Stimulated – Vibrant Plush Blanket 🛋️
She was an ex-employee of OFMITA Apparel, juggling deadlines, nonsense questions, and the crushing weight of existence. One night, after a particularly brutal day, the anxiety hit—fast, hot, and relentless. Her heart raced, her brain shouted, and the fluorescent lights of her apartment felt like a thousand tiny judgments.
Desperate for escape, she grabbed this velveteen plush blanket and wrapped herself in it, cocooning every frayed nerve and frazzled thought. The soft fabric hugged her tighter than anyone ever could, absorbing the chaos, the panic, the existential dread… and then… poof.
Gone. Just the blanket remained, draped over a chair, humming with a strange, comforting energy. They say if you wrap yourself in it, you can almost feel her calm—or at least the illusion of calm—creeping into your bones. Hide from responsibilities. Hide from small talk. Hide from life. Snack. Binge-watch. Exist in peace.
Features:
Adult-sized anxiety containment 🛌
Bold, vibrant print to remind you it’s okay to be dramatic 🎨
Durable enough for panic attacks, hiding, or spontaneous disappearances 💪
Soft, quick-dry polyester for coffee, tears, or midnight snacks ☕🍫
Fully safety compliant ✅
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low 🌬️
Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean ❌

Wrap yourself. Breathe. Vanish into comfort. Repeat. 🖤

OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even Your Anxiety, Wrapped in Chaos – Professionally


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product