☕ I'm Often Mistaken for an Adult Due to My Age – Mug
 
Look the part. Pay the bills. Emotionally regress at will.
This mug is for anyone who’s mastered the art of pretending to be a functioning grown-up—while Googling “how long can I ignore an oil change before it becomes a felony.”
You’ve got a birth certificate and a credit score (probably). That doesn’t mean you understand taxes, meal planning, or how insurance works. But hey—you’re tall enough to rent a car and tired enough to ruin dinner parties with existential dread. So here we are.
Whether you’re fake-smiling through a Zoom call or staring blankly into the void of your third reheat, this mug lets the world know: you’re just winging it, legally.
🫠 Perfect For:
Unqualified “adults” in adult-sized bodies
Anyone who still calls their mom when the mail looks scary
Coworkers who say “circle back” but have zero inner circles
Gift-givers who want to say “you’re a mess” with warmth
🎯 Product Features:
Glossy ceramic that looks put-together, like you pretend to be
Durable ORCA coating for that long-lasting “I tried” energy
Microwave + dishwasher safe—because you’ve got bigger things to avoid
Available in several colors depending on your aesthetic or mood collapse
11oz or 15oz options, depending on how deep the impostor syndrome runs
🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash it however you want. You’re an adult. Allegedly.
Dishwasher safe, but you can hand-wash it too—if you’re feeling responsible (LOL).
Just don’t microwave your unpaid bills in it. We checked, that doesn’t help.
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Your False Sense of Readiness – Professionally.
 You might not be ready for life, but at least you’ve got a mug for it.