A warm parental sentiment… immediately followed by a legally non-binding disclaimer. This sticker captures the chaotic truth of modern parenting: deep love, temporary loathing. Crafted to look like a toddler’s art project interrupted by an adult’s mental breakdown, it’s perfect for water bottles, laptops, or the baby monitor you now use as a security cam.
Stick it on your fridge next to the macaroni cross, or slap it on your forehead at school pickup. It’s the honesty we all need—especially when bedtime stories become hostage negotiations.
Product features


Removable adhesive for easy application and repositioning


Water, scratch, and UV resistant to keep your sarcasm intact


Satin finish for that "I tried" parental shine


Available in multiple sizes for all levels of emotional distance


Assembled in the USA by machines that don’t have kids (yet)


Care instructions


Apply to any hard, clean surface.


Clean with a damp cloth and muttered curse words.



Product features
- High-quality removable white vinyl with a satin finish.
- Scratch, UV, and water-resistant for up to 3 years.
- Features vibrant colors that brighten up any space.
- Available in four different sizes for versatile use.
- Made in the USA with globally sourced materials.

Care instructions
- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.
 



 
3" x 4"
4" x 6"
6" x 8"
8" x 10"




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Sheet height, in
4.00
6.00
8.00
10.00