I Hate How Much My Kid Is Just Like Me – Long Sleeve Tee
Turns out karma isn’t a bitch—it’s a toddler with your exact attitude problem. This long sleeve tee says what you’re already thinking every time your kid rolls their eyes, argues over nothing, or copies that one bad habit you swore you’d never pass down.
Made from ultra cotton for that thicker, vintage feel, it’s sturdy enough to survive playdates, parent-teacher conferences, or the slow unraveling of your patience. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a public service announcement to anyone wondering where your kid “gets it from.” Spoiler: it’s you.
Product features
Environmentally-friendly cotton for a thicker vintage feel
Seamless tubular knit design reduces fabric waste
Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time
Twill tape stabilizes shoulder seams for durability
Classic fit in various colors with varying fiber compositions
Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: medium heat
Do not iron
OFMITA
We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.
And yes, your kid learned it from watching you.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2400, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean


































