☕ I Got Coldplayed Once – Mug
Ever had your spotlight snatched by an unexpected kiss cam moment? When private drama goes public in the blink of a flashing camera, and suddenly everyone knows your name—for all the wrong reasons.
This mug’s for the CEOs caught canoodling, the “not-so-innocent” bystanders, and anyone who’s ever faced the fallout of a very public oops. Sip with the calm confidence of someone who’s been burned… but won’t be burned twice.
😏 Perfect For:
The master of discreet chaos
Those who’ve survived viral exposure with their cool intact
Anyone who knows the price of a kiss caught on camera
Boardroom dropouts and scandal survivors alike
💁‍♀️ Product Features:
Durable ceramic with drama-resistant ORCA coating
Available in a lineup of muted shades—because discretion is key
Microwave and dishwasher safe for your convenience and sanity
Sizes: 11oz or 15oz, just enough to drown the embarrassment
🧼 Care Instructions:
Toss in dishwasher or microwave without a second thought
No special treatment needed — just like you handle your secrets
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Embarrassing Exposés – Professionally.
Pour yourself a sip of sweet, sweet revenge.