Horror Movies Are Just My Excuse...Tee (Limited Drop) 🎃👻🍿
You don’t love horror movies. You love what horror movies let you get away with: eating your weight in popcorn, silently pressing thighs with someone who doesn’t ask questions, and pretending it’s the movie that’s making you anxious. This shirt gets it. Two gelatinous weirdos cuddling on a couch, blissfully ignoring the impending doom—just like you.
Because deep down, you’re not here for the story. You’re here for the snacks, the denial, and an excuse to touch someone without committing to anything real.
Details:
– Unisex fit for clingy types of all genders
– 100% ring-spun cotton (soft enough to trick people into thinking you’re emotionally available)
– Vibrant screen-printed graphics that won’t ghost you after one wash
– Double-stitched seams, because some things should last
Care Instructions:
– Machine wash cold, inside out, with like-minded garments
– Tumble dry low or hang dry while overthinking your last situationship
– Do not iron design (or try to fix what’s clearly broken)
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Especially Your Cuddle-Based Coping Mechanisms – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean