Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Gonna Crash Out Real Quick – Plush Blanket 🛌💤 (Limited Drop)
Because sometimes you don’t fall asleep—you just black out horizontally and hope rent waits. This velveteen plush blanket is the ultimate cover story: soft enough to cocoon your regrets, warm enough to keep the existential dread outside (mostly).
Whether you’re ghosting your responsibilities, napping through your social life, or just practicing for a permanent dirt nap, this blanket’s got you. Curl up, check out, and let the world do its own thing—badly, as usual.
Features
Anxiety-grade softness for involuntary shutdowns
Vibrant print that looks awake, so you don’t have to
Durable stitching for years of avoiding calls
Quick-dry polyester for coffee spills, panic sweats, or both
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach—your outlook’s pale enough
 
OFMITA
 We Hate Everything – Even Your Survival Naps – Professionally


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product