💀 DID YOU DIE? WHISKEY GLASS
For the ones who lived to tell the tale — unfortunately.
You made it through the day. Barely. Reward yourself with 6 ounces of something strong, dark, and judgmental — just like you. This glass features a smug little Grim Reaper asking the only question that matters: “Did You Die?” Because if you didn’t, then you can shut up and take a sip.
Perfect for end-of-day rants, awkward dinner parties, or silently judging your friends while pretending to care. The print’s sharp, the glass is durable, and the vibe is “therapist said journaling, I chose bourbon.”
What This Glass Does:


Holds your coping mechanism of choice (6oz, to be exact)


Adds a deliciously grim vibe to any bar cart or coffin-top


Starts conversations, ends small talk


Delivers sarcasm with a smooth finish


What It Doesn’t Do:


Magically fix your life (you’d need a whole bottle for that)


Handle dishwashers — treat it like your last nerve: gently


Prevent questionable choices (it might even encourage them)


Replace actual therapy (but it sure makes it funnier)


What This Might Do Once You’re 6 Feet Under:


Confuse the archaeologist who digs you up in 700 years


Haunt your descendants with your poor taste in glassware


End up in a thrift store next to a “Live, Laugh, Love” mug


Become the cursed relic that starts a found-footage horror movie


Product Details:


100% durable glass, 0% life advice


Glossy print with vivid color that won’t ghost on you


Holds 6oz (0.17l) of whiskey, tequila, or “leave me alone”


Modern, minimal shape with maximum attitude


Care Instructions:
Hand wash only. Dishwasher = certain death (for the art).
Because surviving deserves a drink — and maybe a little psychological damage.
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even You – Professionally.