Demonic Possession Would Be an Improvement 😈 Tee
You've tried therapy. You’ve tried self-care. You’ve even tried logging off. Still, here you are—clocking in, smiling politely, pretending your eyeballs aren’t trying to eject themselves from your skull. Honestly? If a demon showed up right now offering full spiritual override in exchange for your last shred of humanity… you’d probably hand it over with a Post-it note of passwords and a hug.
This shirt is for the burned-out, the emotionally vacant, and the demon-curious among us. The ones whose last spark of hope was seen wandering off during a staff meeting and hasn’t been heard from since. Possession? Sounds like a vacation.

✅ Product Details:


100% US-grown ring-spun cotton (hellishly soft)


Classic unisex fit for possessed or soon-to-be


Pre-shrunk and double-stitched to survive both the wash and your next breakdown


Printed with fade-resistant inks — the torment lasts, so should the print


Care Instructions:
Wash inside-out with cold water
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not bleach, exorcise, or summon while wearing this garment
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Especially Your Fragile Little Soul – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean