Can’t Be Mad If I Never Cared – Mug 
Not apathy.
Pure tactical withdrawal.
Why waste energy on nonsense when you can gracefully ghost the whole damn circus? This mug broadcasts your official "give-a-damn deficit" loud and clear. From toxic texts to office fires you’re too chill to extinguish—this is your caffeine-powered badge of emotional bankruptcy.
Your caring account? Permanently overdrawn. Sip like the serene, detached legend you are.
😌 Perfect For:
The reigning monarch of "lol, not my problem"
Burnouts thriving in their peace bubble
Experts in strategic non-engagement
Those who clock in physically but clock out mentally
💁‍♂️ Product Features:
Glossy ceramic with ORCA coating—resists drama and dishwasher cycles alike
Multiple colors because your indifference comes in shades
Microwave safe: reheat your coffee, not your emotions
Choose 11oz or 15oz, because even apathy deserves options
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dishwasher and microwave safe—like your soul after ignoring that group chat
No special TLC needed. Like your patience, it’s minimal
 
OFMITA – We Hate Everything – Even Expectations – Professionally.
No follow-up emails. No apologies. Just pure, unfiltered chill.