BEING AN ADULT IS LIKE THE DUMBEST THING I’VE EVER DONE
☕️💀 Est. Perpetual Exhaustion
Adulthood: the longest, most expensive prank anyone ever pulled on you. It’s endless bills, fake smiles, and pretending you know what you’re doing—all while clutching this oversized 20oz mug like it’s your last lifeline. It holds enough coffee to power through every soul-sucking meeting, terrible decision, and “Why the hell am I awake?” moment. Spoiler: You didn’t sign up for this circus, but you’re running the damn show anyway.
Specs:


Jumbo 20oz capacity — because you need a gallon of caffeine to fake it


ORCA coating tested to survive your rage-washing and existential dread


Vibrant, sharp colors that won’t quit—unlike your patience


Microwave-safe for those “quick fix” sanity boosts


Dishwasher-safe for when even washing dishes feels like too much


Glossy ceramic built to survive your adulting meltdown


Care Instructions:
Dishwasher or hand wash with warm water and dish soap. Treat it better than you treat yourself (which isn’t saying much).
What This Mug Was Intended To Do:
To keep your coffee hot and your sarcasm hotter while you fake your way through adulthood.
What This Mug Was Not Intended To Do (Wink-Wink):


Make your life less of a dumpster fire 🔥


Solve any of your problems (you’re on your own there)


Hold actual motivation or optimism (try the recycling bin)


Prevent you from spilling coffee on your shirt right before a meeting ☕️💥


OFMITA
 We Hate Everything – Even You – Especially Adulting. 🤬🔥