Anxiety Pillow
(aka SCREAMING PILLOW)
Finally, a pillow that understands. Equal parts home décor and silent emotional outburst, this accent piece speaks volumes — but only in your head. Featuring minimalist typography surrounded by the eerie outline of a surgical face implant, it’s the perfect blend of modern design, psychological unease, and deadpan truth.
Toss it on your bed, couch, or wherever you go to overthink. It's soft. It's silent. It's silently judging you.
Product Details:


100% spun polyester cover — durable, wrinkle-resistant, and deeply concerned for your well-being.


Recycled polyester insert included (vacuum-packed for emotional compression).


Beige plastic zipper with metal head — blends in like your coping mechanisms.


Printed front, blank back — because duality.


Available in multiple sizes. None of them big enough to scream into properly.


Care Instructions:
Remove cover. Pre-treat stains. Machine wash warm, tumble dry low, fluff aggressively, scream internally.
OFMITA 
We Hate Everything – Even You – professionally, and now in pillow form.