Alive... But Not Like Enthusiastically – Plush Blanket 🛌💤 (Limited Drop)
Existing is exhausting, but this plush blanket makes it tolerable. Soft enough to smother your enthusiasm (what little is left), it’s the perfect accessory for those who show up to life out of spite rather than passion.
Whether you’re doomscrolling, ignoring calls, or staring at the ceiling like it owes you money, this blanket’s velveteen hug has you covered. Think of it as survival gear for the terminally unmotivated.
Features
Plush softness for those “horizontal coping” days
Adult-sized, because adulthood is one long nap you can’t escape
Vibrant print that looks way more excited than you’ll ever be
Durable stitching—outlasts your will to participate in group projects
Quick-dry polyester, ready for tears, coffee spills, or both at once
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—life’s already done enough damage
OFMITA
 We Hate Everything – Especially Forced Enthusiasm – Professionally.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED (c/o) OFMITA Apparel, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product