A Sincere Apology to All the Victims of My Social Awkwardness
Because Faking It Is an Art Form
This mug takes full responsibility for every uncomfortable glance, awkward laugh, and silent judgment it invites. Because honestly, if you’re going to be a walking disaster, you might as well do it with style and caffeine ☕️.
Made from glossy, lead- and BPA-free ceramic with a durable finish, it’s built to survive the chaos of your daily routine. Available in multiple sizes, it holds just enough liquid courage for those moments when small talk feels like a high-stakes negotiation 😬.
Microwave and dishwasher safe—because life is hard enough without complicated cleaning rituals. Just don’t forget to take a deep breath and maybe put the mug down before your third existential crisis of the day 💀.
Product Features:


Vivid, fade-resistant printing on a glossy ceramic mug


Durable finish designed to withstand your worst days


Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy reheats and cleanups


Available in several sizes to match your caffeine tolerance


Care Instructions:
Hand wash recommended, but dishwasher safe if you’re lazy (we don’t judge). Avoid harsh scrubbing to keep that print looking fresh while you fake your way through adulthood.
Why Go Big? (The 15oz Mug, Obvs)


Avoid Eye Contact Like a Pro: Because sometimes the best defense is hiding behind a mug that’s basically a coffee shield. Peekaboo is for toddlers, not you.


Fuel the Chaos Longer: More room means more caffeine to power through meetings, social obligations, or just pretending you know what’s going on.


Spill Less, Panic Less: Bigger mug = fewer refills = less chance of awkward “oops” moments when your hands betray you.


Buy One for a Friend


Double the Eye Contact Avoidance: Two mugs, two barriers. Perfect for avoiding each other’s awkward glances at office meetings or family dinners.


Shared Sarcasm: Because misery loves company—and passive-aggressive coffee slogans.


Gift of Relatable Vibes: Show your loved ones you get them, even if you can’t say it out loud.


🖤 OFMITA 
We Hate Everything, Especially Your Awkwardness — Professionally.