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Caustic Candles

Caustic Candles Mood lighting for emotionally unavailable people. Scented with regret, spite, and a hint of citrus.

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My Dwindling Soul, in Spiced Pumpkin Ginger - Soy Candle - Limited Drop
Price$18.00
Last Fucks Remaining Candle
Price$18.00
Midlife Crisis in White Sage + Lavender Candle
Price$18.00
Social Anxiety in Cinnamon Vanilla
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🕯️Gaslit by Candlelight Scented Soy Candle
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Denial in Peppered Passionfruit Scented Soy Candle - 4.oz
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