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F*ck That - Soft Cotton Tee

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$24.00

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$20.00

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This tee is for the exact moment your brain hits the eject button and your entire personality becomes one long, uninterrupted refusal.

Every line printed on this shirt is a different flavor of “no,” ranging from mildly irritated to spiritually exhausted to the kind of rejection that could shut down a small town’s power grid, just like the creation of The Sims. Which, by the way, came out just around the last time you were truly happy.

It’s not just a shirt — it’s a declaration, a boundary, a warning label, and a public service announcement. It’s the wearable equivalent of flipping every table in the room while maintaining perfect eye contact.

It’s the shirt you put on when you’re done explaining yourself, done participating, done pretending, done being reasonable, done being approachable, and done being perceived.

Made from 100% soft cotton, sewn by other humans in Honduras, and hand‑pressed by Chris in Indiana, USA, this tee is engineered for maximum comfort and maximum emotional detonation.

Soft on the outside, feral on the inside.

Specs:

100% Cotton

Made in Honduras

Pressed in Indiana, USA

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