Ope - Long Sleeve Tee
$27.00
$25.00
In the Midwest, “ope” isn’t a word — it’s a reflex. It’s what comes out when you bump into a shelf, drop your keys, squeeze past someone in an aisle, or even just think about inconveniencing another human being.
“Ope” is the regional equivalent of a full emotional monologue, delivered in one tiny syllable.
This Extremely Soft 60/40 Cotton‑Poly Blend Long Sleeve Tee is hand‑pressed by Chris in Indiana, USA, sewn by other people in El Salvador, and designed for anyone who has ever said “ope, lemme sneak past ya” while performing a sideways shuffle that defies physics.
Soft enough for hoodie weather. Midwest enough to apologize to a shopping cart.
Specs:
60/40 Cotton‑Poly Blend
Made in El Salvador
Pressed in Indiana, USA
OFMITA
Delightfully Strange
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