Calmer Than You Are - Nihilist Tee

Let’s be clear: I DID NOT LOSE MY TEMPER. I am perfectly calm. Calmer than you are.

This Unisex 50/50 Cotton‑Poly Dry Fit Tee is pressed in Indiana by Chris, sewn by other humans in Nicaragua, and if you think that somehow affects the structural integrity of the shirt, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

This shirt is for people who follow the rules — ALL the rules — even when surrounded by amateurs who clearly don’t respect the sanctity of league play.

It’s durable, it’s comfortable, and it’s the only thing keeping civilization from collapsing into chaos because apparently I’m the only one who cares about order anymore.

Wear it when someone needs to be reminded that you are calm.

Even when you’re absolutely not.

Care: Wash inside out, cold. Low dry or hang dry.

OFMITA

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