Three Coffees, No Lunch - Tee

For anyone running on caffeine, chaos, and questionable decision‑making — whether you’re gaming, designing, coding, teaching, parenting, vending, or simply surviving Monday.

This tee features your blue armored caffeine champion standing on a pile of skulls with lightning cracking like a dramatic overreaction to a normal workday. It’s bold, sarcastic, and perfectly tuned for people who treat coffee like a personality trait and lunch like a rumor.

Fabric: 50/50 cotton‑poly blend for comfort and durability.

Larger sizes may arrive in 100% cotton, because even shirts have patch notes.

Fit: Soft, breathable, and ready for long shifts, long sessions, or long conversations you didn’t ask for.

Wear it when: You’re powering through life with caffeine and coping mechanisms.

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