About Us

Born in the Indianapolis gutters, OFMITA Apparel is Chris’ sarcastic cry for help turned business, utilizing DTF and DTG printing to slap intrusive thoughts onto fabric.

 

While Chris descends into creative madness, Crystal handles the logistics and keeps him from being fully canceled for his pitch-black humor.

 

We exist to help you process trauma through questionable memes and questionable fashion choices.

 

Our ultimate mission is to free Chris from the soul-crushing chains of payroll by making you laugh at things that really shouldn’t be funny.