Walking, Talking Rage Bait - Tee

Once upon a time, you gave a damn. You nodded politely in Zooms. You said “no worries” and sort of meant it. That version of you short-circuited somewhere between “pivot to video” and “just circling back.”

Now? You’re a sentient push notification with a pulse. The ghost in the group thread. A personality glitch wrapped in business casual. This shirt doesn’t scream burnout—it broadcasts it like a manifesto: pixel-smeared rage, corporate exhaustion, and social commentary all rolled into one quietly chaotic silhouette.

Put it on, let the seams hold together what’s left, and remember—you used to care. But now? Now you bait the algorithm.

Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for grease naps, durable enough for tantrums
• Classic unisex fit — because your gender doesn’t affect your rage level
• Crew neck, ribbed collar — holds shape even when your personality doesn’t
• No side seams — fewer snags, fewer regrets
• Shoulder tape — for structural integrity when your enthusiasm collapses
• Printed on demand — like your motivation, summoned at the last possible moment
• Ethically sourced — someone, somewhere still cares. It’s not you.

Wear it when:

• You use the phrase “per my last email” as an emotional weapon
• You’re showing up solely for the chaos
• You are the meeting. And the meltdown