Thinking of You – Crossbody Bag Bottle Holder

Thinking of You – Crossbody Bottle Holder

A small reminder that someone, somewhere, is actively thinking about you. Possibly with pins.

This PU leather crossbody bottle holder features a voodoo doll graphic paired with the softly ominous phrase “Thinking of You.” Cute at first glance. Slightly threatening on second thought. It’s the perfect accessory for hydration, errands, and low-level psychological warfare.

Crafted with a waterproof PU leather exterior and a scratch-resistant polyester lining, this bag balances everyday practicality with quiet menace. Gold-tone hardware and a twist-lock closure give it a polished finish—because even curses deserve good presentation.

Please note: This item requires additional handling and processing time in addition to the standard 4-6 business-day average turnaround. We'll throw in some free goodies for the wait.

Features

• Material: Waterproof PU leather exterior with durable polyester lining
• Size: 23 × 10 × 24 cm (9 × 3.9 × 9.5 in)
• Fit: Designed to hold most standard water bottle and tumbler sizes
• Strap: Adjustable, anti-slip shoulder strap for comfortable all-day wear
• Design: Main compartment with twist-lock closure and gold-tone hardware
• Style: Crossbody silhouette that pairs easily with casual, work, or travel looks

Whether you’re commuting, traveling, or just haunting the grocery store, this bottle holder keeps your drink close and your intentions ambiguous.

Occasion & Gifting

An excellent gift for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or anyone who appreciates fashion with a hint of curse energy. Thoughtful. Stylish. Mildly concerning.

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with a dry cloth to remove dust. Do not submerge. Do not attempt exorcism.

OFMITA

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