Self-Loathing in lavender - Soy Candle, 9oz Jar (Limited Drop)

Self-Loathing in Lavender – Soy Candle, 9oz Jar (Limited Drop)

For the nights when you’re spiraling, journaling, or sitting dramatically in the dark like the main character of a movie no one’s filming, this candle is your little lavender-scented enabler. Hand-poured into a sleek, reusable glass jar, Self-Loathing in Lavender burns clean for 50–60 hours—long enough to outlast your latest identity crisis. The 100% cotton wick and natural soy blend keep things pure, which is more than we can say for your intrusive thoughts.

Pick from twelve scents ranging from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla to ocean-weird Atlantis Whisper, or stay on theme with White Sage + Lavender and pretend you're cleansing something other than your poor life choices. The minimalist label and glossy black lid let it blend into any aesthetic—bedside table, shelf shrine, or that “I definitely have my life together” corner you curated for guests.

When the candle’s finished, the jar wipes clean into a cute planter, pen cup, or tiny container for regrets. Whatever fits the vibe.

Product Features

• 100% natural soy wax blend + 100% cotton wick

• Reusable glass vessel cleans up nicely (unlike you)

• 12 scented options plus an unscented “leave me alone” version

• Approx. 50–60 hours burn time, ASTM compliant

• Vegan, non-toxic, and free from parabens, phthalates, plastics, and synthetic dyes

Care Instructions

• Don’t leave burning candles unattended

• Keep away from kids, pets, and whatever else you’ve ruined

• Don’t burn near flammable items—your self-esteem is already volatile enough

OFMITA
We Hate Everything — Even Your Emotional Growth — Professionally.