Look Like Barbie, Smoke Like Marley - Wristlet Wallet

Looks like Barbie. Smokes like Marley.

This tan PU leather wristlet pairs a warm, mellow base with unapologetically pink bubble lettering that reads like it was designed at 2 a.m. with half a blunt and zero regrets. It’s loud, soft, and pleasantly stupid in the way only good stoner nostalgia can be.

The contrast hits just right: tan like rolling paper, pink like candy you shouldn’t be eating this late. It’s playful, unserious, and vaguely confrontational — the kind of accessory that makes people double-take and then nod like, yeah, that tracks.

Built from smooth, lightweight PU leather, this elongated wallet fits your phone, cards, cash, and whatever else you’re definitely not keeping in your pockets anymore. The zip-around closure keeps things together; the detachable wrist strap keeps you from setting it down and forgetting it exists.

Please Note: This item requires additional love and handling time than the usual 4-6 business-day turnaround. For your patience, we'll toss in some free goodies.



Features (don’t overthink it):

• Soft PU leather in a warm tan finish
• High-contrast pink retro lettering with stoner-core energy
• Long zippered layout for phone, cards, and cash
• Detachable wrist strap for easy carrying (or panic retrieval)
• Lightweight, durable, and easy to clean

Care Instructions:

• Wipe clean with a dry cloth. Air dry only.
• Yes, it might smell a little at first. Let it sit out for 1–2 days. Everything needs time to air out. Just chill.

Cute. Loud. Functioning.

Barely.

OFMITA

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