Same Age as Old People - Hoodie

There’s a point where age stops being a number and starts being a realization.

This hoodie captures that moment exactly — when the people you once categorized as “old” are suddenly your demographic. The retro, distressed striping does what the phrase already implies: this feeling isn’t new, you’re just finally aware of it.

Made from a soft, medium-heavy cotton blend, it’s warm without being bulky and comfortable without trying to impress anyone. The fit is relaxed and familiar, the hood is substantial, and the kangaroo pocket exists for hands that don’t know what to do anymore. It wears like something you’ve already owned for years — because mentally, you have.

It’s not self-deprecating.

It’s observational.

Product Features

Medium-heavy cotton-poly blend built for warmth and durability

Smooth tubular knit construction with no side seams

Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord

Roomy kangaroo pocket for function and avoidance

Soft, lived-in feel from the first wear

Tear-away label for distraction-free comfort

OEKO-TEX certified dyes and safety compliance

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

Tumble dry medium

Iron or steam on low heat if necessary

Do not dry clean

Non-chlorine bleach as needed

You didn’t get older overnight.

Everyone else just caught up.

OFMITA

We Hate Everything — Especially the Passage of Time — Professionally.