Plan B - Tee

Because Plan A Was Feelings, and That Was a Mistake.

Look at you—standing tall in the fallout of whatever fresh hell Plan A was.

Maybe it was love. Maybe it was optimism. Maybe it was trying.

Rookie move.

Plan B doesn’t ask questions. Plan B doesn’t cry. Plan B shows up in boots, sips burnt coffee, and makes passive-aggressive comments under its breath.

This tee is for the realists, the cynics, the emotionally bankrupt strategists who always knew they’d end up here—but made it look intentional.

Bold block letters with just enough grit to say: “Yes, I’ve been through it. No, I don’t want to talk.”