Now That's What I Call Anxiety — Tee

Some albums defined a generation.
This one defines your nervous system.

 

This shirt takes the high-gloss optimism of compilation culture and applies it directly to the thing quietly running your life. Big, cheerful lettering. Candy colors. Absolutely no attempt to lower your heart rate. The contrast is the joke — anxiety, but make it marketable.

 

Printed on lightweight cotton that stays breathable when your thoughts aren’t, this tee is soft, relaxed, and easy to wear. The fit is classic, the fabric drapes clean, and the graphic stays loud and legible without cracking or fading. Comfortable enough for everyday errands, social obligations you’re overthinking, and pretending everything’s fine because the shirt is smiling.

 

It looks fun. That’s the trap.

 

Product Features

• Lightweight cotton jersey designed for daily wear

• Soft hand feel with a relaxed, classic fit

• Seamless tubular construction for a smooth, easy drape

• Reinforced ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help maintain shape

• High-contrast print built to stay vibrant

• Tear-away label for zero unnecessary irritation

• Ethically sourced materials with safety and quality certifications

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors

• Tumble dry low

• Iron or steam on low heat if needed

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

It’s upbeat.
Your brain is not.

 

 

OFMITA
We Hate Everything — Even When It’s Color-Coded — Professionally.