Certified Menace - Tee

Oh, look at you—thinking you’re special.

This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning label with sleeves. The Certified Menace Tee slaps the title right across your chest in screaming neon pink and jaundiced yellow, so no one mistakes your silence for peace. You’re not misunderstood. You’re just difficult—and now, dressed for it.

Made from ethically sourced ring-spun cotton, this shirt is both sustainable and breathable, ensuring you can disappoint everyone with confidence. Just like you.

Features:

• 100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough to nap in, toxic enough to wear to brunch

• Classic unisex fit — because gendering chaos is pointless

• Crew neckline with ribbed collar — holds shape better than your last relationship

• No side seams — one less thing to fall apart

• Shoulder tape — reinforced like your bad habits

Ethics:

• Made to order, because mass production is for cowards

• OEKO-TEX certified materials, ethically sourced—your shirt has better morals than you do

Wash cold. Wear hot. Judge often.
Slap this shirt on, menace. You’ve earned it.