Alive, But Not... - Tee
$24.00 Regular Price
$20.00Sale Price
More like “my soul called in sick and forgot to tell my body,” and now your meat‑suit is just free‑trialing existence.
This 50/50 cotton‑poly tee is built for the chronically unimpressed, the emotionally buffering, and the spiritually AFK.
Pressed by Chris in Indiana, USA, because nothing says “barely functioning” like artisan‑grade heat applied to your apathy.
Specs:
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Shirt Made in Nicaragua or Mexico
Pressed in Indiana, USA
OFMITA
Delightfully Strange
