Alive but Not Like Enthusiastically - Hoodie

Alive… But Not Like Enthusiastically - Hoodie

When people ask “How are you?” and you want to answer truthfully but without the whole existential spiral—this hoodie does it for you. Soft, breathable, and just slouchy enough to say I made it out of bed, but I’m not signing up for anything else today. Perfect for grocery runs, binge-watching marathons, and politely declining plans you never agreed to in the first place.

When to Wear:

• Lounging on the couch, contemplating the futility of laundry 🛋️

• Casual meetups where “alive” is all the effort you’re bringing

• Days when coffee is your personality

When Not to Wear:

• Corporate team-building retreats 🏢

• First dates with people who run marathons for “fun”

• Family reunions where you’ll be asked about your “five-year plan”

Fun Stat: According to a 2023 Gallup poll, only 33% of people describe themselves as engaged in life’s daily activities—meaning the other 67% might also need this hoodie.

Product Features

• Made with 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton for ultimate comfort

• Regular fit for casual, versatile wear

• Side-seamed construction to keep its shape longer than your will to socialize

• Stylish crossover ‘V’ neckline for subtle flair

• Lightweight 3.8 oz/yd² fabric for year-round wear

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry low heat

• Do not dry clean

OFMITA

We Hate Everything – Even You – But, You Know… Casually.